so i forgot to put on deodorant today
this is what summer feels like
okay i don’t want to hear it about me trimming my beard and it not looking good
when you lay your face down on your pillow and your mustache and beard tangle into your mouth it’s time for a trim
Dude ... with your new haircut and trimmed beard, well, you don't look as hot as before .. who can I jack off to now? Who do you jack off to ??
Anonymoussry bout it, i don’t like fixing my hair every morning
who can you jack off to now? son i’ve known how to find porn on the internet since elementary school i think you can figure it out
i don’t ever jack off to anyone in particular is that really a thing?
