February 2012
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Ready for me to sound like a stuck up asshole?
Okay.
LOL @ honors classes. They’re such a joke. Like, really.
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Oh yeah, this 1000 word paper is going to be done by tonight.
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I hope I’m as cool as my dad when I’m older.
gingerdreads asked: I like your arrogance and your condescension. It's fun to mock.
January 2012
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stew > soup
Or a girl who thinks she’s ugly, then you get the best of both worlds.
– my dad, on the latter
Find an ugly girl ‘cause they try harder.
– my mom, talking to the band director of Lake Weir High School
Anonymous asked: Why did you tag that post JCL? wat's JCL
When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
– Ron Swanson
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I had a great day.
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ghostnotebusters asked: did you know you're my tumblr bff. this is an honor be proud
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eximago:
I don’t understand how so many people obsess over dubstep. Like, they get so fixated on the drop and it’s such a predictable event in the song and these drops end up featuring the same sort of sounds in each and every song.
Forever hate Dubstep.
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2:00 am? Making muffins.
It just hit me that I’m already five eighths of the way done with high school. This is horribly depressing.
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Best thing:
Sitting alone in my room with the window open reading and listening to the symphonic Pandora station in my underwear.
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I have so much hope for northerners being less racist than a lot of people down here. Some people that I know in real life down here are so ignorant and racist it’s scary. I just don’t understand how people can honestly base opinions on race, gender, religion, or things that can’t be helped.
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Anonymous asked: do u like ethnic girls?
John: They do everything but sex.
Van: Everything butt sex?
nibble his balls
– every issue of cosmo (via brooksoglesby)
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Timmy Turner had the worst first world problems of anyone ever.
High 59 degrees? Looks like I won’t be leaving the house today.
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Good god.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is exceptionally shitty.
h3athledger:
when females dislike feminism
When you find out you’re a bigger feminist than most of the girls you talk to at school.
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This is a video which clearly shows how my left blinker did not blink at all last week. But fear not, it blinks again.
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Things I want:
smoothie from Tropical Smoothie
brownies or a piece of chocolate cake (separate from the smoothie of course).
What I will have:
some tea
a cookie.
Life is ruff.
What you said: I'm Pro-choice, and I definitely think abortion is the right decision for some people in some situations.
What they think you said: I love killing people, I worship Satan, and absolutely love skinning puppies.