Yesterday my band director said I “just seem Canadian” and that’s one of the best compliments I’ve ever received.
How to Overstress About Things You Don’t Need to Stress About: An Easy-to-Follow Guide by V. A. Williams
“Not being horny but wanting to masturbate” is the struggle.
and it’s quickly moving up on my suicide list.
My life is a joke that could be funny but nobody was paying attention and you don’t want to repeat it because it’d flop anyway. Like it’s lucky to even get a pity laugh. That person who kina heard it over the rest of the conversation was best to ignore it.
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| — | what I literally just said in a text to John that is more true than I hoped it’d be |
